Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na
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- Me 10 years ago: I never use online abbreviations! standard english all the time!
- Me a couple of years ago: u kno wat fuck it
- Me now: it is impossible to communicate effectively online without using internet slang due to the mixed mode format and lack of paralinguistic features. Things like lack of punctuation, abbreviations, acronyms and such all have their own connotations and communicate far more than their commonly accepted meaning. Linguistics has evolved. n u kno what i love it
“Yes, I was infatuated with you: I am still. No one has ever heightened such a keen capacity of physical sensation in me. I cut you out because I couldn’t stand being a passing fancy. Before I give my body, I must give my thoughts, my mind, my dreams. And you weren’t having any of those.”— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via flame)
Anonymous asked:
when's the last time a boy gave you the succ?
vaginatrainer answered:
Boys suck everything out of me: joy, time, life…
me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down
caveman brain: it is so many spiders
a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same
Wtf
If ya girl takes the time to take sexy pictures for you and deems you worthy of seeing her naked body, for the love of God, don’t say something dumb like “nice”.
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